i need to stop imagining scenarios in my head that have a -2% chance of actually happening it’s becoming a problem
sometimes when i’m taking a shower i lean forward and let my hair dramatically fall in front of my face and pretend i just had some kind of heart shattering moment in the rain
and other times i collect water in my mouth and spit it at things like a squirtle
Cat privilege is being able to lie around the house all day and no one asking you “when are you going to get a job?” or “is everything ok?”.
do you ever see someone looking at you in public and you think they might be checking you out then you remember that you’re you
I don’t mean to interrupt people I just randomly remember things and get really excited I’m sorry
I want hair as black as my soul but I also want hair like Amy Pond’s hair but I also want hair the color of sunlight but I also want to be brunette but I also want streaks of blue through my normal shade of brown but I also want ringlets but I also want straight hair but I also want waves but I also want tightly coiled frizzy hair but I also want it down to my waist but I also want a pixie cut do you see my dilemma.
I FEEL THAT FEEL DEEP IN MY SOUL MAN