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legendofjaime:

what’s the point of thigh gaps anyways am i supposed to put my dick through it or something

this made me feel a lot better actually

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drunktrophywife:

being a girl is really fucking expensive

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This is me and my best friend’s new puppy, Jack Daniels. <3

This is me and my best friend’s new puppy, Jack Daniels. <3


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  • before shaving my legs:i don't want to no they're not thAT PRICKLY ITS FINE I'LL JUST WEAR SWEAT PANTS FOREVER NOBODY WILL TOUCH MY LEGS ANYWAY I H A T E S H A V I N G
  • after shaving my legs:praise jesus i am such a sexual creature everyone should be stroking my legs why didn't i do this earlier everythinG IS AMAZING
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"How to murder someone: kiss them once and never again."(via nosens)

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hotstraightboy:

i like to call my hairstyle going to sleep and hoping for the best

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mewtoot:

i think the saddest people always try their hardest to make people happy

because they know what it’s like to feel absolutely worthless

and they don’t want anybody else to feel like that

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